how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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