Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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