It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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