508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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