I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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