butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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