He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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