there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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