i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
how does that bad decision feel?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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