We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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