Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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