Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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