If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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