a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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