The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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