when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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