no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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