So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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