So drunk its hurt
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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