i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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