Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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