some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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