Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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