Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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