i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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