ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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