I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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