you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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