Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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