i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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