the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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