Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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