OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
pray to the hookup gods
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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