Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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