I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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