We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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