Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize