How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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