So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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