Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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