Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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