There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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