This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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