i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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