He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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