Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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