I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I want a musical about memes.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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