problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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