Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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