I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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